It's a circus out there (Raz0r) - Ren-Land (Ren/Raz0r)

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"They are. I think they would have liked me to stay, but this is my home now." The thought made her smile.

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

"Good to keep you. I miss you when you're gone."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"I miss you too. You amuse the hell out of me."

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She grins.

"I amuse the hell out of me, too."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

Ren snickered. "See."

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She laughed.

"Sweetie, you're way too easily amused."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"I really am." No sense denying it.

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She snorts.

"This is a good thing."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"Thank you, Martha Stewart." She giggled. Please God, don't let Raz0r start masking as that woman. And please don't let her start making pinecone centerpieces for the Elysium tables. Amen.

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She grabs a mouse pad and throws it at the woman, not that it hurts much.

"Take that back!"

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

She ducked, and flailed wildly. Fear the flying mouse pad!

"Your tablescapes would probably be much more colorful than hers."

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She nodded firmly.

"Damn straight."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"Though hopefully not as bad as Sandra Lee's." Ren's secret obsession. The worse television cook EVER.

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She shuddered.

"Oh, HELL no."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

Ren cackled. "Its cocktail time!" She sing-songed in fair imitation of Sandra's voice.

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She had lots of mouse pads. Here comes another one.

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

Ren batted that one away.

"How that women got one show was baffling. The fact that she has three now...how? Why?"

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She shrugged.

"Cult following. Mass dominate. Only explanations."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"I think mass Dominate explains it best." Because lord knows it couldn't be the food.

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She nods.

"Now, Paula Dean. There's a woman I can get behind."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"I use a lot of her recipes. Butter and all!"

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

She laughs.

"Woman makes me glad I can't gain weight any longer."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"Yes! Butter, and sugar, and carbs galore!"

Methuselah Posts : 8745 Join date : 2010-09-23

"And all of it delicious."

Methuselah Posts : 7609 Join date : 2010-03-22

"Mmmmm" She playfully rubbed her belly.

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